Yes, that’s me and Enviro-spouse, dressed for the Blogger Costume Ball and a second wild party at my friend T’s home. Needless to say, my whip was a hit (I know, I know).
The kids did not like me in the black wig, but when Oedipus, Jr., saw the fishnets, he said, “Ohhhhh, Mommy,” and started running his little hands up and down my legs.
Weirdly, they didn’t seem to think their Dad looked much different. Is there something you haven’t been telling me, E?
For more photos from the Blogger Ball, visit Blogasheville.
Anyone else have photos or costume party tales to share?
If you haven’t read the third installment of Genesis, it’s below. I’ll post the finale tonight. Eat lots of candy for me today.
Wow.
I almost spewed coffee all over my beloved PowerBook from “Oedipus, Jr.”
E-spouse reminds me of the wicked stepsister bartender from Shrek II…
lovely. You and I could have been evil twins (both of being evil though, I think).
More pictures are up on my flicker account, but I’ll pick a couple to show you all.
va va voom, I’m now reading your blog in a whole new light.
My white trash costume was a hit! I wore a wife beater, gold chain and my Hooters racing hat…didn’t see the ex there (bitch)…however I did get a phone # request from a hot little # dressed as britney Spears…in her better days (Catholic school girl outfit)…from talking to her, I’m pretty sure she’s a slut…like Britney Spears!…So I’m putting Saturday night in the win colum…
Now that’s one Edgy Mama!!!!
‘Ohhhh Mommy” is right!
Your blog reads a little like a Penthouse fourm…
Daddy likes!!!!
How’d you get the lead singer from Judas Priest
to go with you? You know he’s gay….tis true
read it in Rolling Stone a few years back…
I’m going to have this picture blown up for the family
Christmas Party this year…spot light on you!
Yeah, E-spouse actually looked like the gay cowboy dude from “YMCA” until our neighbor, Nan, added the makeup. What was the name of that band?
Q., just remember the family motto: Payback is hell.
On a related note, anyone else read that the gay cop from the Village People was arrested recently? (Drugs, I think)
whoa, couldn’t believe it was you two? Didn’t I see you last night in civilian’s clothes.
I read that…Boy George got busted too…
white bag…guess some people really are stuck in the 80’s…
Payback is hell is the family motto?
I thought the family motto’s were…
I’m drunk!
No thanks!, I’m on the wagon…
We’re in the South! Cousins do this all the time…
It’s okay..we’re not blood relatives…
…as long as she’s old enough to cut her own food…
I was a democrat, but then I had to pay my own taxes…
…I’m in realestate…
I’ll sue you’re ass!…
See ya at the Club!
Do you take cash!?
See Ya at the lake!
Put it on my tab…
See ya at the beach!
And
Do You Know Who I Am!
At no point have I been told that
Payback’s Hell…
Edgy Mama spanked a number of bared bottoms on Friday night.
then, as they do every year….they left before the party got REALLY crazy.
As in Brazilian ju-jitsu wrestling matches on the living room floor! Score one for the women. Kat pinned four guys to the floor, all of them nearly twice her weight.
that, and Dianne making out with half the women at the party as men watched with eyes like saucers….
get an all night babysitter next year Edgy Mama!
Jennysound, who are you?
Q., you are hilarious. You forgot the Glenn/Alston motto: Never do anything for yourself that you can pay someone else to do for you.
T., I called you like an hour ago. Where were you? Oh, and Diana wants to come to our girls spend-the-night party. Let’s talk calendars.
Boy, you look hot. Is that intentional, or is it that you just can’t help yourself?
(All this is meant in the most complimentary way.)
Oh mama, lookin’ good…kind of like a certain lamp… ~;^)
Just can’t help myself, I guess, Hoss.
Thanks, Foxy.
I think you’re right…
I think that is the family motto…
we need to pay someone to make
that into a T-Shirt…
Best family ever!!!
Wouldn’t trade any of you for the world!
Who am I kidding…the world’s a lot…I’d be crazy to turn that offer down…I’d probably take cash too…it’d have to be a lot of cash though…in small untraceable bills…who am I kidding, I’d probably just take the best offer
I wonder what I could get for the fam on ebay…
Thats funny… I always pictured you taller and with more hair…
Uhhhh, Greg, that’s not my hair.
Where have I been? Buried in design work. But I am so glad I took a break to see this! I love the black wig! The whole costume is… how would Paris Hilton say it? “That’s Hot”
Uhhh, Edgy, that was an Enviro Spouse joke. :-p
LOL